Dirty Little Secret! (:

Science papers were ok lar. I made silly mistakes as usual. I liked paper 2 cause that's the paper I was enjoying and my friends were suffering. Muahahaha. And yes the paper was easy but I still went careless there. Geography? It was not even geo! It was a combination of Maths and Sej, the two subjects that I totally have problems with. Mr. Dharmawatever who made the paper, why sir,whyy?? Even the smartest girl in class for Geo didn't know how to answer, imagine me, the weak one! :(

I still can't forget how I disgusted Siva Sudhan.

Sudhan's expectation when he came up to me to disgust me:
1) I'll gross out.
2) I give him my sour face and he'd laugh his ass off.
3) I might puke.

What actually happened:
1) He was the one grossed out.
2) He showed me his sour face and I laughed like a lunatic.
3) He spitted out his drink.

I know I've got skills. How?

Siva: I saw you hugging that guy, what's his name again?

Me: Which guy? Got a lot of them. -grins- I know who he was talking about.

Siva: That guy lar in the class. 

Me: Owh that guy. No I didn't hug him at school.

Siva: No no, I saw you you guys hugging at the cinema.

Me: Owh so you saw us? Ya we went to the cinema and we went to each other's house also.

Siva: Huh? Where was your mother that time.

Me: At home lar. Owh and there was once no one was at home except us.

Siva: OMG!

Me: Why lar? Wrong is it?

Siva: Ya lar. It's wrong to have babies AT this age.

Me: -wth- Who said we were planning to have babies? We were just doing it for fun. Plus he was using  _____. So it's safe.

Siva:  Omg! Talking bout ____ all.

Me: Well yeah. Wanna hear some more?

Siva: Yes. -sips 100+ -

Me: Ok there's many types of _____. 

Siva: -spits out his 100+- Aiyo enough. Stop it. Corrupted.

Me: -giggles- Why? You asked for it rite? -before I could disgust him anymore, mom came to fetch me.

Haha on his face! Wanna ACT like a pervert to another pervert! Owh yea the another pervert is ME!

Then online chat:

Siva: $%#*

Me: -seriously fuck? That's your plan to disgust me? Lame cause that word has no effect on me, it's just like Hello- Who you wanna $%#& now?

Siva: You

Me: First go learn to $%#*.

Siva: You teach me lar

Me: Can but a trained guy could teach you better. Then only can have an amazing $%#* session.

Siva: Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me: Hahaha, don't try to disgust me. I'm too corrupted.

Siva: Ahyo

Me: Better watch out

Siva: Do you watch porn?

Me: -wtf bro! I knw I'm corrupted but porn ew never in my life! Yucks!- eewww! I don't! I knw u do!

Siva: Don't lie

Me: omg! I promise upon my mom lar! -desperate cause I seriously don't watch porn!! Bluekk!-

Siva: You go and see megaporn

Me: WTH! You watch rite?

Siva: Ya

Me: Ewwww!

Disclaimer: It wasn't censored when we used em'! XD

Ok fine he managed to disgust me with that porn thing but still it's score 2 for Ashi and 1 for Siva. 

Ah my ugly truth. Yes I'm one corrupted girl but hey I call it self-defense. Have you ever seen pervert guys disturbing your innocent girlfriends? As in they something extremely stupid and disgusting and you have your girl besties just stare at them blankly not knowing what they actually meant and question them about what that is? Well, I have and it's not a pleasure cause your besties look like some kind of illiterate dumbos. I feel so sorry for them. All the time, I'm the one who becomes the victim of explanation. I have to explain to them in a very nice way so that they don't puke or anything. 

Imagine having a guy who have dirty talks with you everyday. Argh annoying. Can't believe I'm a pervert? Try me! Erhem ,try me as in give me your best shot in trying to disgust me. LOL!

:o